{"product_id":"the-great-discovery-tee","title":"The Great Discovery","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the Primitive collection: two figures reach for something glowing in the leaves. It seemed like a good idea at the time. The full, slightly blurry story is on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eTwo figures reach for something glowing in the leaves. It seemed like a good idea at the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eText on the Back:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI find the glowing thing. I call the other human over. I find the mushroom. Ask if it looks familiar. Nobody has seen it before. Decide this is a good sign. Ask what it does. Nobody knows. Give it a name. Tell the tribe you discovered it. Eat the mushroom. Ask what it tastes like. Say it tastes like the ground. Wait ten minutes. Declare yourself unaffected. Eat the piece you were saving. Notice the leaves noticing you. Ask who invited the moon. It's still afternoon. Tell everyone you've discovered a new colour. Try to point at it. Forget why you're pointing. Sit down to think about standing up. Tell your life story to a rock. Listen to its advice. Promise to change everything tomorrow. Wake up. I keep the rock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in comfort with this premium tee. It’s made of 100% combed cotton and has a soft, luxurious feel. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck boast a timeless look. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash. Style it up or down to suit any occasion.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz.\/yd.² (180.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Yarn diameter: 28 singles\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e\n• Crew neck\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed construction\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Ribbed collar\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eShirt Happens\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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